You guys are shit at compliance

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12/03/2016 at 00:10 • Filed to: THOR DEMANDS COMPLIANCE

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ANYWAY this is the Toyota Tank, which is, more or less, the 3rd generation Toyota Bb/Scion xB. Sliding rear doors and that awesome transparent A-pillar. I dig it, but not as much as the badge-engineered Daihatsu version:

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BEHOLD! THE DAIHATSU THOR! I would drive the fuck out of that. Partly because I love my old xB. Mostly because I want to drive a car named Thor.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 00:19

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ofc I’m shit at compliance. I do what the fuck i want.
:D

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Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 00:32

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No, I don’t bend very easily.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 01:07

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You guys are weird. I think the Daihatsu Thor looks like crap, but love the Toyota Tank.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 01:45

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It’s too bad that the second generation is such a disappointment that it killed not just model but led to the end of the brand.

I would love to have a few of these for company vehicles.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > DanZman
12/03/2016 at 01:59

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The second generation we got was a rebadged Corolla Rumion, this is the actual second generation Bb. I think it’s pretty great. Between the original and the tank, though, it’s the weakest.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
12/03/2016 at 02:02

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The Thor is a slightly more agressive version of the Toyota Roomy, which is the less aggressive version of the Tank.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 09:14

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They are so neat, full of pockets, holes and places to cram stuff in. I really like how thay maximize space, form follows function and all that. Apparently two complete road cycles, plus other stuff, will fit if you fold the backseats flat.

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The Neat is Unstoppable!


Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 09:46

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Sliding rear doors?! That is so awesome.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 10:23

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Looks like it’s quite a bit taller than the first-gen US xB, although not as long, for what it’s worth.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 11:10

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Who are you calling an appliance?


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 13:35

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I’d rock this styling on a larger xB like the US size, but as it is, no thx!


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 15:11

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You wanna see a Toyota tank, here’s one.

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Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Telumektar
12/03/2016 at 16:11

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THE PASSENGER-SIDE STORAGE NOOK IS BACK!

They removed it from the second generation Bb, because they were required to make it worse or something:

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AND IT’S BACK!

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Interestingly enough, the fat stupid not a real Squarecar second-gen xB kept the nook alive:

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And as a bonus, the nook in the Prius C:

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Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > PanchoVilleneuve ST
12/03/2016 at 18:01

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That costs almost nothing and is extremely practical. Good job Toyota.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Telumektar
12/04/2016 at 23:52

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It’s amazing how much you wind up using it. Also, the one in the xB has what’s like a little pencil cup on the side closest to the driver, for the things that are too small and would slide around on the shelf itself. What I used it the most for was the pair of gloves I kept in the car, since New England winters are so fucking cold you need those gloves and you need them RIGHT FUCKING NOW and a box just adds to the horrible freezing pain.